With the help of Republican strategist Noelle Nikpour, The Daily Show’s Assif Mandvi goes behind the scenes to expose scientists and their nefarious plots to steal the public’s money.

“Scientists are scamming the American people left and right”, warns Nikpour, “for their own financial gain!”

Science may claim it’s working to cure disease, save the planet and solve the greatest human mysteries, but the real truth behind peer review is “…it’s like being a rapist on trial with a jury full of rapists.”