The response: shit real New Yorkers say (more in-jokes for native New York residents and visitors).

Satire: With seemingly no way out of its sovereign debt crisis mess, what is a way forward for Europe?

With the help of Republican strategist Noelle Nikpour, The Daily Show’s Assif Mandvi goes behind the scenes to expose scientists and their nefarious plots to steal the public’s money.

“Scientists are scamming the American people left and right”, warns Nikpour, “for their own financial gain!”

Science may claim it’s working to cure disease, save the planet and solve the greatest human mysteries, but the real truth behind peer review is “…it’s like being a rapist on trial with a jury full of rapists.”

A baby-faced Jon Stewart interviews George Carlin.

Colbert on socialist health insurance reforms:

“A woman’s health decisions are a private matter between her priest and her husband!”

Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger: The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump off cliffs.

Miss USA 2011 - Should Math Be Taught In Schools? (Watch the original Miss USA evolution video here: http://youtu.be/UkBmhM0R2A0)

Fight of the Century: Keynes vs. Hayek Round Two!

In which the 20th century’s two most famous left & right-wing economists throw down and battle in the boxing ring while dropping mad rhymes on each other’s asses.

Humor: How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You’re Having Sex With Him…

Dogstep! Aka dancing dubstep dogs…