Dear America,
I take it back. I don’t apologize.
I work my ass off 10 months a year. It’s that hard work that gave you all those gooey feelings of patriotism last summer. If during my brief window of down time I want to relax, enjoy myself, and partake of a substance that’s a hell of a lot less bad for me than alcohol, tobacco, or, frankly, most of the prescription drugs most of you are taking, well, you can spare me the lecture.
What Michael Phelps Should Have Said: Smoking pot shouldn’t be a crime. Or the public’s business.
Globalmitch 